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1 Billion dollars of budget deficit .................................. =1Gramm-Rudman
6.023 x 10 to the 23rd power alligator pears..............= Avocado's number
2 pints ...................................................................................= 1 Cavort
Basic unit of Laryngitis..................................................... = the Hoarsepower
Shortest distance between two jokes............................. = A straight line
6 Curses ...............................................................................= 1 Hexahex
3500 Calories.......................................................................= 1 Food Pound
1 Mole .............................= 007 Secret Agents ...............= 25 Cagey Bees
1 Dog Pound ..........................................................................= 16 oz of Alpo
1000 beers served at a Twins game.................................= 1 Killibrew
2.4 statute miles of surgical tubing at Yale U. ............= 1 I.V.League
2000 pounds of chinese soup ...........................................= 1 Won Ton
10 to the minus 6th power mouthwashes........................ = 1 Microscope
Speed of a tortoise breaking the sound barrier ........= 1 Machturtle
8 Catfish ..............................................................................= 1 Octo - Puss
365 Days of drinking Lo-Cal beer..................................= 1 Lite-year
16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone.........................................= 1 Rod Serling
Force needed to accelerate 2.2lbs of cookies to 1 meter per second ............ = 1 Fig -Newton
one half large intestine ....................................................= 1 Semicolon
10 to the minus 6th power Movie....................................= 1 Microfilm
1000 pains ..........................................................................= 1 Megahertz
1 Word ................................................................................= 1 Millipicture
1 Sagan ................................................................................= Billions & Billions
1 Angstrom: measure of computer anxiety....................= 1000 nail-bytes
10 to the 12th power microphones .................................= 1 Megaphone
10 to the 6th power Bicycles...........................................= 2 megacycles
The amount of beauty required launch 1 ship............. = 1Millihelen

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