Bathroom Walls
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Restroom Walls: A little wisdom

The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
--Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

The best way to a woman's heart is through her F***ing chest.
-- A biker's helmet sticker

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 3 to 5 days and doesn't die.
--Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

If you can piss this high, join the fire department.
--On men's restroom wall at a height of 6 feet.
O'Ryan's Irish Pub. Ashland, Oregon.

Beauty is only a light switch away.
--Perkins Library. Duke University.

I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.
--Houghton Library, Harvard University.

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
--Armand's Pizza. Washington, D.C.

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
--Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
--The Bayou, Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
--Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill, NC

To do is to be. -Descartes
To be is to do. -Voltaire
Do be do be do. -Frank Sinatra
--Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats. Scottsdale, Arizona.

At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
--Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona.

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
--Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, AZ

Make love, not war. --Hell, do both, get married!
--Women's restroom, The Filling Station.
Bozeman, Montana.

God is dead. -Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead. -God
--The Tombs Restaurant. Washington, D.C.

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
--Revolution Books. New York, New York.

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
--Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas, Texas.

If it has tits or wheels it will give you problems
-- Another biker's helmet sticker
If you're not into oral sex, keep your mouth shut!
-- Still another biker's helmet sticker

Praise loudly, blame softly.
-- Chinese proverb
JESUS SAVES! But wouldn't it be better if he had invested?
--Men's restroom, American University. Washington, D.C.

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
--Men's restroom, House of Representatives. Washington,

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